It was when I was living on Vancouver Island that I first encountered a sasquatch. Sasquatch exist in different regions of the world and these creatures are defined differently in each area: Bigfoot, Yeti, and Sasquatch, for example.
Famously introverted, many people believe they are a mythical creature.
It was the smell I noticed first, as I worked in my garden, which I had planted in the heavily forested yard I rented below Mt. Sicker. The smell was like that of a wild animal, so I wondered if I was being observed by one of the resident cougars. Looking around me, I saw nobody at first but then from between the tree trunks a tall, dark brown furry creature cautiously emerged.
He was scratching at his armpits and seemed a little embarrassed to be meeting someone new when he wasn’t looking or smelling his best.
He squatted beside me and we talked for a while about the challenges of having so much hair and trying to stay clean and fresh when you are trying to stay out of sight.
I asked why he likes to be undetected when clearly he is an intelligent being who is good at conversation.
He responded that there are too many people around these days, and most of them treat him like an animal. Or throw things at him. Or try to photograph him.
“It’s rare these days that I can actually enjoy a conversation with a human,” he observed, smiling calmly at me through his bushy beard. “I used to go dancing on Saturday nights, but these days I feel like a freak.”
Created specially to treat the challenges commonly faced by hairy creatures everywhere, including stale hair, itchy scalp, hair loss, razor burn, flyaway hair, and even some headaches.
Review:
“I was reclusive for so long, that my friends began to think that I was mythical. When I started spraying my gorgeous fur with Hairy Hair Spray, I finally felt that I could join in the Saturday Night Disco Dances again. I’m so thankful that Mother Guru makes this for me, I feel like I have my life back!”
-Yeti Sasquatch (not seen since 1972, until now.)
Contains:
- Witch Hazel to soothe the itch and treat the skin
- Aloe Vera to moisturize both hair and skin
- Peppermint and eucalyptus eo for headache relief
- Melaleuca eo to repel lice and discourage fungal growth
- Cedar, sage, rosemary eo for healthy hair
- Lavender, lemon eo to treat the skin
There is no water in this spray, so if you find that it is too strong, simply add some water to the bottle. Shake well before each use.
Contact me if you would like me to make some for you, or if you would like to learn how to make it yourself. Each bottle costs $35
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